Today’s Weird Holidays – May 20, 2009

  • Today is NATIONAL TAKE YOUR CAT TO WORK DAY.  ***MARLAR: Take him to the Xerox room and make him a copy cat!
  • Today is SHOW YOUR NAVEL DAY.  ***MARLAR: Which I am doing – I brought oranges to work for lunch. You thought I was going somewhere else with this, didn’t ya?
    Today is WEIGHTS AND MEASURES DAY.  ***MARLAR: The least popular day of the year for unscrupulous business owners or members of Weight-Watchers.
  • May is NATIONAL BIKE TO WORK MONTH.  ***MARLAR: I’d challenge you to do it just like I do every day, but seeing as I live less than half-a-mile to work, biking really isn’t all that impressive.  But hey, if you can do it, it’d be a great way to protest high gas prices!
  • Today is GO FLY A KITE WITH YOUR KIDS AFTER WORK DAY.  ***MARLAR: And if you don’t have kids, just tell someone to go fly a kite.
  • INTERNATIONAL PICKLE WEEK begins today, honoring the world’s funniest vegetable. (audio clip)

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