Today’s Weird Holidays – May 23, 2009

Today is DON’T ROB A BANK DAY. ***MARLAR: So I guess I’ll have to find alternate plans for my afternoon.

Today is GO FOR A WALK IN YOUR SWIM FINS DAY.  ***MARLAR: Yeah, like I own swim fins.  Have you seen me?  I don’t belong anywhere near the water.  If I were any whiter I’d be clear.

Today is NATIONAL CLIMB A TREE DAY. ***MARLAR: In swim fins?  Are they INSANE?!?!?

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