Today is NATIONAL CONTEMPLATE YOUR VICISSITUDES DAY. ***MARLAR: All I can contemplate is, “what the heck are ‘vicissitudes?’”
Today is NATIONAL HAMBURGER DAY. ***MARLAR: Which is a lot more fun to contemplate than vicissitudes.
Today is SLUGS RETURN FROM CAPISTRANO DAY. ***MARLAR: Hey, the swallows gotta eat something!