Today is SQUOOSH AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH DAY. ***MARLAR: No, not SQUISH, but SQUOOSH. There’s a difference. There’s more “Oos” in “squoosh.” I’m not sure how that helps, but there ya go. I will say that I’m a firm believer in the squooshing of just about anything. I figure the smaller you can make it, the less the calories that’ll fit in it.
Today is NATIONAL LOVEY DOVEY DAY. ***MARLAR: Maybe you can squoosh your lovey dovey.
Today is LAZY BONES DAY in Belgium. ***MARLAR: Known at my house as “Friday.”