Today is Peanuts Day, celebrating this day in 1950 when Charles Schulz introduced us to his pals, Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus, Sally, and Charlie’s dog, Snoopy. ***MARLAR: Either that or it’s a day to celebrate radio paychecks.
This is Squirrel Awareness Week begins today. ***MARLAR: Aware?!?! I can’t get rid of the darned things!
Today is National Custodial Workers Day. ***MARLAR: And you can begin celebrating by cleaning up that mess on aisle five.
Today is Guardian Angels Day. ***MARLAR: Always on National Custodial Workers Day because they keep cleaning up our messes.
Today is Name Your Car Day. ***MARLAR: I’ve named mine “Crash.”