Today is NATIONAL NOISY MUNCHING DAY, a day to annoy others by eating ice, pickles, chips, anything crunchy and loud. ***MARLAR: That’s my normal diet anyway.
Today is BE NICE TO LAWYERS DAY. ***MARLAR: Or they’ll sue.
Today is LONG WALK DAY. ***MARLAR: Something people love to tell lawyers, usually involving a short pier.
Today is DO SOMETHING NICE DAY. ***MARLAR: Like tell a lawyer to take a long walk off a short pier.
Today is NATIONAL DEPRESSION SCREENING DAY. ***MARLAR: What doesn’t make sense to me is that you can go in to get tested for depression, and the results could be “positive” – meaning you’re depressed. But the tests could come out “negative” – and that SOUNDS depressing.