Today is WORLD EGG DAY. ***MARLAR: Now, if you see “egg” as a verb rather than a noun, you might just need a lawyer.
Today is NATIONAL BRING YOUR TEDDY BEAR TO WORK AND SCHOOL DAY, a day to recognize the value of Teddy bears as stress relievers. ***MARLAR: Studies have shown that one in five single men still sleep with a teddy bear.
Today is NATIONAL FLUFFERNUTTER DAY. ***MARLAR: Part of a balanced breakfast!