TODAY’S WEIRD HOLIDAYS – JUNE 08, 2009

Today is UPSY DAISY DAY, a day to remind people to get up gratefully and gleefully each morning.  ***MARLAR: Yeah right… like that’s ever going to happen!  I can see being grateful for another day in which to live, but “gleeful”?  Heck, I don’t hit “tolerable” until 8am!

 

It’s NATIONAL JELLY DOUGHNUT DAY. ***MARLAR: Well, had I known jelly doughnuts would be involved, I would’ve been more cheery about Upsy Daisy Day.

 

Today is PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT DAY.  A day to remember as many outdated and corny expressions as possible.  Here’s a list to get started.

o    Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

o    Don’t take any wooden nickels.

o    See you in the funny papers.

o    That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

o    I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck.

o    Look what the cat dragged in!

o    I’m too pooped to pop.

o    It isn’t worth a plug nickel.

o    Someone put a bug in my ear.

o    See ya later, alligator. After while, crocodile.

 

 

 

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