Today is UPSY DAISY DAY, a day to remind people to get up gratefully and gleefully each morning. ***MARLAR: Yeah right… like that’s ever going to happen! I can see being grateful for another day in which to live, but “gleeful”? Heck, I don’t hit “tolerable” until 8am!
It’s NATIONAL JELLY DOUGHNUT DAY. ***MARLAR: Well, had I known jelly doughnuts would be involved, I would’ve been more cheery about Upsy Daisy Day.
Today is PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT DAY. A day to remember as many outdated and corny expressions as possible. Here’s a list to get started.
o Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
o Don’t take any wooden nickels.
o See you in the funny papers.
o That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
o I didn’t just fall off the turnip truck.
o Look what the cat dragged in!
o I’m too pooped to pop.
o It isn’t worth a plug nickel.
o Someone put a bug in my ear.
o See ya later, alligator. After while, crocodile.