Signs Your Neighbor Is a Vampire

Bela Lugosi
Creative Commons License photo credit: twm1340

SIGNS YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A VAMPIRE…

Comes over and asks to borrow a cup of plasma

Refuses to use sharpened pencils

One closet dedicated to SPF-8000 sunblock

This weekend, is having a “Taste the neighbors” party

Favorite baseball team: the Reds

When you invited him over for steaks, he cringed

Bumper sticker on his car: “B-positive”

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