Weird Holidays – May 17, 2009

Today is WATCH A BABY FALL ASLEEP DAY. ***MARLAR: If you can’t find a baby, your boss will do.

Today is TELL AN UMPIRE, “I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT” DAY. ***MARLAR: Black and white stripes are definitely you! Did you learn to dress like that in prison?

This is INTERNATIONAL PICKLE WEEK.  ***MARLAR: We know that if life gives you a lemon you’re supposed to make lemonade. But if life gives you a pickle you might as well give up, because really, who wants pickle-ade?

This is NATIONAL EGG WEEK.  According to Dr. Beryl West, how you like your eggs reveals a lot about your personality:
• Sunny-side up: You are an optimist and easy going.
• Hard-boiled: You’re a no-nonsense type. You’re quick to form opinions.
• Soft-boiled: You’re gentle, sensitive, neat – but you’re not always easy to please.
• Scrambled: You’re agreeable and very steady. You go with the flow.
• Over easy: You are very precise. You know exactly what you want out of life.
• Poached: You are very orderly – you don’t like to see anything out of its place.
• Omelets: You enjoy taking risks.

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