Weird Holidays – May 18, 2009

Today is INTERNATIONAL MUSEUM DAY. It’s also VISIT YOUR RELATIVES DAY. ***MARLAR: So you can kill two birds with one stone by going to a museum and visiting your mummy.

Whenever I go back home to visit relatives, I begin working on my exits a bit early in order to be prepared…
o I can’t stay, I have secret government work to finish.  I could tell you about it, but then I’d have to kill you.
o Time for us to leave – if I miss “24” I’m completely lost the rest of the season.
o What was in that gravy?  I forgot to mention that I’ve developed an allergy to milk and flour and whatever else was in that gravy.  Gotta run to the hospital!
o Gotta go – the cat has to be let out of the house every two hours, and she’s still back in Illinois.  It’s a hassle, but what can you do?
o Oh look, I’ve spilled diet A&W on my brand new shirt.  I really should take this home and put Oxi-Clean on it immediately.
o Honey, did we leave the oven on back in Illinois?  I thought so.
o Well, we’re going to call it a night.  We don’t want to overdo it, after all, we’re likely going to see you again on Christmas, anyway.
o The Lucy-Desi Museum (Jamestown, NY)
o Museum of Bad Art (Boston, MA)
o Kenneth W. Berger Hearing Aid Museum (Kent State University, OH)
o National Museum of Roller Skating (Lincoln, NE)
o Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum  (Farmington Hills, MI)
o Dr. Samuel D. Harris National Museum of Dentistry (Baltimore, MD)
o Mount Horeb Mustard Museum (Wisconsin)
o Jell-O Museum (LeRoy, NY)
o International Clown Hall of Fame and Research Center (Milwaukee, WI)
o Triangle Tattoo and Museum (Fort Bragg, CA)
o Museum of Dirt (Boston, MA)

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