Today is WINDOWS DAY. Microsoft released its Windows computer operating system on this date in 1983. ***MARLAR: Making the entire world a better place by sharing with everyone the joy of the blue screen of death.
Tonight is SLEEP DANGEROUSLY NIGHT, a night to switch sides of the bed with your spouse. ***MARLAR: “Dangerous” is right… you’d likely forget at 2AM which side of the bed you were on and accidentally roll over your spouse in order to make it to the bathroom.
Today is FORGET ME NOT DAY. ***MARLAR: Ironically, I’ve completely forgotten why they call it that.
Today is TOOTHPASTE APPRECIATION DAY. ***MARLAR: And with me talking so close to your ears, I’m sure you appreciate my using toothpaste today.
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National Day of Play
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