FREEDOM FROM BULLIES WEEK is this week. ***MARLAR: The rest of the year, sadly, you must remain oppressed.
Today is BIG YELLOW HAT DAY. ***MARLAR: Which is appropriate if Curious George is part of your staff. Otherwise, forget about it.
Today is NATIONAL GAUDY DAY. ***MARLAR: Which is what you are if you’re a bully walking around wearing a big yellow hat today Not that anyone is brave enough to tell you that.
Today is MULLIGAN DAY, a day to give yourself or someone else a second chance, a day for a do-over. ***MARLAR: Now life would be really cool if you could just call for a mulligan, wouldn’t it? Did you answer a question wrong during your blind date? “Mulligan!” Did you wear a big yellow hat today? “Mulligan!”