Today is UNITED NATIONS DAY. And at the same time, it’s also DISARMAMENT WEEK, which happens to be sponsored by the United Nations. ***MARLAR: And you wonder why the United Nations doesn’t accomplish any more than it does.
Today is NATIONAL BOLOGNA DAY. ***MARLAR: Please refer to the United Nations’ Disarmament Week for details.
This is PRESCRIPTION ERRORS EDUCATION AND AWARENESS WEEK. ***MARLAR: Awareness of an error in your prescription keeps you from accidentally dying from taking the wrong medication. Shouldn’t this be more than just one week of the year?
Today is SHARE A POP-TART WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE DAY. ***MARLAR: Nothing against this day, but it’s awful hard to sound masculine while speaking the words, “Share a Pop Tart.”