Today is NATIONAL GREASY FOODS DAY. ***MARLAR: Is there any other kind?
This is PEACE, FRIENDSHIP AND GOOD WILL WEEK. ***MARLAR: Which means that next week we can go back to being warmongering and bent on destroying the world.
Today is PUNK FOR A DAY DAY, a special day for all punk pretenders, sometimes called punkocrits. ***MARLAR: So does that make hippo wannabees “hippocrits”?
Today is CARTOONISTS AGAINST CRIME DAY. ***MARLAR: And thank goodness. I’m sure we all feel safer in our beds at night knowing Dilbert is looking out for us.