(U.S.A. only) Today is PATRIOT DAY, marking the terrorist attacks in New York City and Washington, D.C., on September 11, 2001. Honor it in whatever way you feel led.
(U.S. & Canada) Today is 911 DAY, sponsored by the National Emergency Number Association. It’s a day to honor emergency phone workers. ***MARLAR: Preferably by not calling them.
Today is NATIONAL TRICKY HANDSHAKE DAY. ***MARLAR: Come… join our secret society…
Today is NO NEWS IS GOOD NEWS DAY, a day to feel better by not reading, listening to, or watching the news. ***MARLAR: That means you can visit my Facebook page because I NEVER have anything relevant to say!