WHAT MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER’S DAY

WHAT MOMS REALLY WANT FOR MOTHER’S DAY

  • To be able to eat a whole candy bar, alone
  • To be able to drink a Coke without any “floaters” from the kids
  • To have a 14 year-old answer a question without rolling eyes
  • To take her toddlers on a plane without someone moaning, “Oh, no! Why me?”
  • To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions
  • To get five pounds of chocolate that won’t add twenty pounds of fat
  • To take a shower without a child peeking through the curtain
  • To hire a full-time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt
  • To have her teenager say, “Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!”
  • To shop at a grocery store that doesn’t have candy and cheap toys at the checkout line
  • To have Fisher Price come out with a Play Prison

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