Did you just MOON me?

the cow jumped over the moon
•  Tonight is OVER THE MOON NIGHT, the night each year when legend says cows get really jumpy.  ***MARLAR: The weird part is when the dog laughs after watching the cow, and the dinnerware run off for no apparent reason.

• This is NO SMOKING DAY.  On this day in 1965 President Lyndon Johnson signed legislation requiring cigarette packages and ads to display a health warning from the U.S. Surgeon General.  ***MARLAR: Good thing, too!  Before that people had no idea that sucking thick black smoke into your lungs might be bad for you!

• Today is FORM A COMPANY QUARTET DAY, a day to find co-workers who like to sing.  ***MARLAR: Or you can take the safe route and pay them not to do so. 

• Today is TAKE YOUR HOUSEPLANTS FOR A WALK DAY.  ***MARLAR: Don’t forget the leash – you don’t want your ferns running out into traffic.

• This is WALK ON STILTS DAY.  ***MARLAR: Try doing it while carrying your houseplant!

 

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