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Weird Holidays – August 07, 2009

o Today is PROFESSIONAL SPEAKERS DAY. ***MARLAR: Doesn’t this just sound like a professional speaker… creating their own holiday so people

Today is NATIONAL COFFEE MILKSHAKE DAY. ***MARLAR: Take your love for coffee and your love for iced coffee and kick

Today is NATIONAL POP A WHEELIE DAY. ***MARLAR: I did it all the time as a kid on my bicycle

Today is HOT ENOUGH FOR YA? DAY. ***MARLAR: In other words, “I really have nothing to say to you, but

Today is INTERNATIONAL CHILDBIRTH AWARENESS DAY. ***MARLAR: Okay, raise your hands if you think you might need to be made

Today is MAKE A LIST OF THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE DAY. Keep it handy, so you can add to it.

Today is NATIONAL GET OUT OF THE DOGHOUSE DAY. ***MARLAR: A popular day with married men. Today is DISNEYLAND

Today is NATIONAL CORN FRITTERS DAY. ***MARLAR: Here’s an idea – fritter the day away with corn fritters! (Hey, that’s

NATIONAL RABBIT WEEK begins today, paying tribute to the rabbit as a house pet. Today is NATIONAL GET OUT

This is NATIONAL PART YOUR HAIR CROOKED WEEK. ***MARLAR: Just to see if someone notices. I tried this last year,